Saturday, January 28, 2006

You Can't Handle the Socks

I'm tired of these anti sock groups with their anti sock agenda. Just because you don't want to wear socks doesn't mean I have to agree with you. As an American I retain the ability to choose my own destiny with relation to footwear and/or foot accessories. You don't like socks, I get it. Move on. Stop trying to impose your anti sock mania on good hardworking people. They don't deserve to be harassed, and frankly they don't deserve to misinformed about the many benefits of regular sock use. It's fine if you don't want to wear socks; you do so at your own peril. But trying to enforce a no socks in school rule is completely unacceptable. Trying to put a statue of barefeet in our courtrooms is going too far. Why can't you understand that socks are a useful and helpful item. Without socks many of our most arduous journeys would have been that much more difficult, if not impossible.

In conclusion, state sponsored religion.. ..err I mean SOCKLESSNESS is a serious mistake.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Antibacterial Socks Abound!

As I mentioned earlier, socks are an important part of keeping your feet healthy. While this can be said of many socks, it applies to one type in particular. You may not be aware but there does exist a pair of socks that actively fight for your feet. They are antibacterial socks. That's right, I said antibacterial socks. An innovative man named Bill McNally is responsible for making this wonderous achievment available to all of us. Mr. McNally realized that antibacterial socks could be fashioned by combining certain materials with silver. Silver is widely regarded for it's powerful infection fighting abilities. This vision of an infection fighting cloth led him to bring into production a sock unlike any sock before it. Beyond the sock's traditional benefits it now was also capable of preventing infections. Antibacterial socks are not just a novelty, and you should not neglect to appreciate these incredible socks and their abilities to protect us. Those of us with certain ailments that increase susceptibility to foot injury are blessed to have these antibacterial socks. These socks don't wait passively for infections to come to you. The silver woven into them actively prevents the bacteria from causing the infection to begin with. So heed my call and take an active interest in your feet by grabbing a pair of these incredible antibacterial socks.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Socks in HDTV, oh the viewing pleasure...

If you love socks like I do, which is almost impossible, get yourself a HDTV plasma television. I saw a PBS high definition program on antibacterial socks that was just awesome. It knocked my socks off. HD television really is amazing. At first I thought it was just a fad or marketing ploy. Now I realize HDTV is here to stay. High definition television made every stich of those socks so clear. I could not believe my eyes. Even if you don't watch sock specials, you can enjoy HDTV. In my experience sporting events are great in HD. TV will never be the same, and anybody who is waiting to by an HD television is just delaying the inevitable.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Socks are an integral part of us. We don't often notice the humble sock, instead paying attention to everything from hats to sunglasses, shirts to shoes. In doing so we overlook a very important article of clothing. Socks keep our feet warm and dry. They are an important item keeping our feet healthy. Without the aid of our unassuming ally, our precious feet would surely be in jeopardy.

Contrary to popular opinion, not all socks are created equal. In the time ahead, I will show just how one can identify a quality sock from a cheap imposter. Knowing what to look for can be the difference between healthy happy feet and painful regret.

Check in next time for the sake of your sock drawer.