Saturday, January 28, 2006

You Can't Handle the Socks

I'm tired of these anti sock groups with their anti sock agenda. Just because you don't want to wear socks doesn't mean I have to agree with you. As an American I retain the ability to choose my own destiny with relation to footwear and/or foot accessories. You don't like socks, I get it. Move on. Stop trying to impose your anti sock mania on good hardworking people. They don't deserve to be harassed, and frankly they don't deserve to misinformed about the many benefits of regular sock use. It's fine if you don't want to wear socks; you do so at your own peril. But trying to enforce a no socks in school rule is completely unacceptable. Trying to put a statue of barefeet in our courtrooms is going too far. Why can't you understand that socks are a useful and helpful item. Without socks many of our most arduous journeys would have been that much more difficult, if not impossible.

In conclusion, state sponsored religion.. ..err I mean SOCKLESSNESS is a serious mistake.

2 Comments:

At 3:35 PM, Blogger Security Tags said...

I want the sock truth damn it.

 
At 5:19 PM, Blogger Video-Game-Sock said...

and so ye shall receive thy sock truth.

 

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